🎵 “A POP ANTHEM FOR YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND YOUR CONSCIENCE” 🎵
“This WEBsite hurts my feelings.” - Jeff Bezos
“This site made me rethink everything. Now I just cry when I shop.” – Chloe, recovering ASOS addict
“Ever since I DID THE QUIZ, I’ve been spiritually superior.” - Karen from HR
$HIT-LIST
📦 Amazon – “Who doesn’t love same-day shipping on products delivered straight from a worker’s toilet break?”
🥤Coca-Cola – “Your local river is now 80% Coke bottle.”
💧Nestlé – “Nothing says ‘family friendly’ like owning the water your family drinks”
👙Shein - “Who knew clothes could fall apart before they even reach your front door?!”
🔥Barclays - “using your money to burn up your future”
👖H&M – “Fast Fashion, Slower Apologies”
🍟 McDonald’s - Proof that if you deep-fry it and add nostalgia, people will fund deforestation voluntarily
A-LIST
🏔Patagonia – “Turns out you can look hot while saving the planet.”
🍫 Tony’s Chocolonely - “Chocolate that’s delicious AND doesn’t support actual villainy.”
👟Allbirds – “Shoes made from trees. Yes, trees. Don’t ask questions.”
👗DePop – “Shop like a hoarder, feel like a hero.”
💸Triodos - “Even their bank card is made out of trees!”
🧼LUSH - “Soap that cleans your body and your capitalist guilt.”
🧻Who Gives A Crap – “Saving the world, one wipe at a time.”
🌍 Ecosia – “The only search engine that plants trees instead of harvesting your data.”
QUIZ
QUIZ
How ethically messed up are you?
Because your shopping cart says more about you than your therapist ever will.
5 quick questions, infinite judgment.
you won’t believe it but this website has a SERIOUS MESSAGE.
The way we spend our money is devouring our only home and very few governments or big companies are going to tell you to skip the latest gadget.
Every quid we spend creates carbon emissions (ergo planetary self-destruction) through the making, moving and marketing of stuff, and that quid is going to get spent again + again, driving more of the same…
So it’s up to you and me to start the trend of spending less and better. And when we do, making sure all that money is going towards good people, planet and stuff that’s actually going to last.
Think of your cash like a vote - who are you choosing to support?
Check out ETHICAL CONSUMER MAGAZINE - they do the hard graft by digging into the behaviours of top companies.
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